just started working on a tab but here are the lyrics for now

I don't know what happened
It looks like a hoax from here
They say she's multi-platinum
Makes more money flossing her teeth
Than I make in a year

Even I'll admit it
She's a very sexy thing
Curves and golden body
Thick, shiny lips, and round swinging hips
But it doesn't mean she can sing

It's a primetime tv special
Millions were made I'm sure
How nice of them to remind
Every hard working wife and young teenage
That they'll never be as pretty as her

Once I wanted to be famous
But I could never look as good as she does
On the front of a pop magazine

And once I wanted to be famous
But now I just want to sing