Firstly, the sign would be left in two pieces. And secondly, I think it would go very well in my living room! And when people ask "What's that sign for?", I'll just play the I and Love and You album. Then when they've heard the amazingness of the album, they will proclaim me as a hero and name a national holiday after The Avett Brothers to show their devotion. And yes, this will all happen because I won a broken sign and a knife set.