I'm not sure if this is what Scott is playing, but this is what i've found on other sites:

Where Have All The Average People Gone
By Roger Miller

Capo 2

C C/B F G C

C C/B F
The people in the city call me country
G C
Because of how I walk and talk and smile
C C/B F
Well, I don’t mind them laughing in the city
G C
But the country folks all say I’m citified
C C/B F
The fightin’ men may say that I’m a coward,
G C
Because I never push no one around.
C C/B F
Gentle people call me troublemaker,
G C
Because I’ll always fight and stand my ground.

F F/E
Funny I don’t fit,
Dm C
Where have all the average people gone?

Some pious people point and call me sinner,
Because to them I’ve never seen the light.
Other folks think of me as a preacher,
I’m just doin’ what I think is right.

The wealthy people think that I am a hobo,
Lean and hungry writin’ mournful songs.
And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,
But really, I’m just tryin’ to get along.

Yes it’s funny I don’t fit,
Tell me, where have all the average people gone?

Capo up to 4
And the government has given me a number,
To simplify my birth and life and death.
And still my woman thinks I’m awful important,
Like moon and sun and sea and sky and breath.

Yes, it’s funny I don’t fit,
Where have all the average people gone?

Honey I don’t fit,
Where have all the average people gone?