Dear Sirs,

My name is Jon Holden. I am a professional sign twirler. Perhaps you’ve seen people in my profession on many American street corners directing drivers to furniture closeouts, going out of business sales, and Subway specials. I specialize in the housing market, but due to the economic slow down work is hard to come by. The lack of work has left me homeless with only my K.B. Homes sign as a shelter.