I'll never have to spend hours in anguish again, for as it spins, the dust begins, to leave me alone. Bye bye dust, I must.

plz?

"Makes dusting fast, easy, and fun"? Connected to the best band ever? Who woudn't want this?! I'll use it to lovingly dust my TAB merchandise and memorabilia, and then add it to the collection

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I just want my life to be true
Just want my heart to be true

If I win, will you ship to Canada? We love you here as much as the US does.

Chris

Can it clean ears and noses?? just curious?

Gotta have something to get the ice and snow outta the ol' beard

Well, I would say that I'll be using it for dusting, but I doubt it. It's been so long since I dusted that I may need a chainsaw to get through some of those dust bunnies.

I'm using it to give myself an up-do!!!

My dog- he's always rolling over for his tummy to be rubbed and my hand gets tired ... Figure it will be killing two birds with one stone!

This would be a great way for our 4 year old to jam out to Slight Figure of Speech (his favorite song!!) while he cleans the house for us He loves The Avett Brothers, Slight Figure of Speech, and to help clean, sounds like a trifecta to me!!

Ill be dusting off my signed avett poster hanging in my room and various other pieces of furniture that have dog hair all over them due to my new puppy I got for christmas!

i need this for my new apartment!! living on the beach is a dusty environment!

~kasey delgado

Uhm, I'm going to Japan for two months, so I would definitely stuff this in my suitcase - you know how clean those Japanese are. <3

Okay I'm a little late but I would use my dust fuzzer to sweep someone away, after being swept away by The Avetts....yes you swept me away.

I'll be dust fuzzing me12 fuzzy butts fo shor!

I guess since it spins, runs off of batteries and looks kinda phallic in shape I'll regift it!

Merry Christmas from Concord not too far from Flowes Store Rd. - Dale

We're moving to the coast next month. My wife will put me to work cleaning up the new house, so this would come in handy!

My banjo case came dusty, as I bought it from an older gentleman who stopped playing years ago. I have yet to dust it because of the stories that came with it. I want to clean every inch of it. And that duster will work great! Also my drumset needs a good dusting. I would be very lucky to receive the duster, and my vinyls, banjo, and drums will thank you.

I would use it to help clean the display case for Scott's first banjo we purchased on ebay. A great addition to put inside the case, then it could be taken out to help keep it clean!!! Perfect!

sell it on Ebay to a huge avette fan for millions and retire on a beach that i buy with the money i made on the duster

signed...always thinking

Traveled cross country to see you guys....

Bought 15 copys of the cd for Christmas gifts...

Would frame that duster and build a spaceship....Then send the duster into outer space.
Chris Ravenous

I'm going to use my new dust fuzzer to help my friend get his act straight. He's got a problem, he uses curse words when he prays (and every other time for that matter). Every time he attempts to curse i am going to hit him with the plastic handle of the fuzzer. I am obligated as a friend to try and keep him from going to hell, plus I think it would be a blast to beat the ever-living mess out of him. Thanks Avetts, Mr. Crawford and Mr. Kwon for giving me something good to listen to.

I will use it to dust my fiddle...and my banjo....and my guitar...and my piano sitting in this 200 year old house on Ocracoke Island while high school eats up all my playing time.

I would cover it in peanut butter and clean my tongue with it