What could be worse than never seeing the bottle again? Let me tell you. My wife got into work today, and found the water bottle out in the parking lot of the school. Dented, scracthed, missing the lid and scratched into the side of it under Avett Brothers "SUCKS" So now the tears have started running again. Anyone who may have a connection to one of these water bottles, please let me know

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But their good times come with prices
And I can't believe it when I hear the jokes they make
At anyone's expese except their own
Would they laugh if they knew who paid?