1. Because I said please.
2. To impress my new boyfriend whom I single handedly introduced to Avett Bros music.
3. Because I'm 33 and being in college for your undergrad at 33, sucks the life out of you. Renew my soul with some good ol' bluegrass!
4. My people are from Kentucky. There are bluegrass molecules in my DNA that need to be fed.
5. Because the Carolina Hurricanes didn't make the playoffs. I need a reason to love NC again.

Respectfully yours.